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NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

kotorcomics:

The Legend of Zelda: True Courage
You wanna know something embarrassing? When I was a kid, Zelda boss battles used to scare me. It took a long time before I saw the fun in the challenge of the fight.
Sometimes though it’s the little acts of courage that make all the difference. Because standing up against King Dodongo taught me how to stand up against the other big scary fears of my life.
Next Week: Mario

kotorcomics:

The Legend of Zelda: True Courage

You wanna know something embarrassing? When I was a kid, Zelda boss battles used to scare me. It took a long time before I saw the fun in the challenge of the fight.

Sometimes though it’s the little acts of courage that make all the difference. Because standing up against King Dodongo taught me how to stand up against the other big scary fears of my life.

Next Week: Mario

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

Some of us weren’t fooled and did our best to not elect this jackass.

Seriously do you have to be that rude Wheaton. I mean fucking christ. This was a joke about Arnold and his silly role as an actor. It’s hilarious.

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I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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crowdsourceinspiration:

I wrote a song for Denny’s. Sorry. I get a little emotional about my cured meats. — KC

     Bacon

Doc says my heart can’t handle it.
My diet is too high in fat.
What’s a man supposed to do
when bacon is his favorite food group?
Now I don’t mind a little green on my plate,
but I live for an oinker’s taste.
What’s a man supposed to do
when bacon is his favorite food group?
Eat at Denny’s until his life is through.

Crying at the beauty. 

I spent three years writing hundreds of love songs, and not one ever got more than 600 notes. I write a song about bacon and get over 1000. I think I’ve learned something important about you Tumblrers…